Introduction to the Bison Books Edition
Introduction
Beer
Affectations
Unpleasant Surprises
Supermarkets
Breakfast Cereals
Fears
Cars
Desserts
Bourbon
Law Firms
Fast-food Hamburgers
Industrial Foods
Boring American Cities
Brothels
Fun That Isn't
Colas
Country Clubs
Scotch Whisky
Basketball Players
Folk Singers
Beauty Queens
Broadway Shows
New England Towns
Names
Festivals
Cuteness
Situation Comedies
The Great Outdoors
Screenwriters
Military Weapons
Beautiful People
Myths About Childhood
Presidential Privileges
Planets
Labor Unions
Wood
Impressionists
Tax Shelters
Self-improvement Techniques
Telephone Companies
Homosexuals
Meat
Haiku
Opera Singers
Self-help Quizzes
Races
Astrological Signs
Reminders of the 1960s
Limericks
Ballets
Sexual Positions
English Monarchs
Gurus
Mass Murderers
Hippie Rock Bands
Charlie Chans
"Tonight Show" Guest Hosts
Proverbs
Boring Countries
French Movies
Illegal Drugs
Jobs You and I Will Never Have
Saints
Television Game Shows
Days of the Week
Enemies
Fabians
Similies
Bibles
British Words
Liberal Issues
Fashion Designers
Writers
Specious Historical Analogies
Funny Diseases
Insects
Furniture
Epilogue
Epilogue to "The Real Thing"
Acknowledgments