Introduction
Assault and Battery
To Arms with Squeezer and Slicer
Annihilation by Pressure Cooker
Blitzed by Bottle Caps and Screws
Invasion of the Waring Blenders
Ambushed by Rack and Tong
Hot Grills
Attack by Whisk and Cuisinart
To Sea in a Sieve
Cold Cleavers
Breaking and Entering with a Wooden Spoon