1. Then God Created the Heavens and Earth, and Carmel-by-the-Sea, and God Said, "Let There Be Pebble" 000
2. Dark Knights, Great Whites, Dear Young Watsons, Fuzzy Memories, and Felonious Meetings of Land and Sea 000
3. Bill Murray's Cinderella Story Meets Slu-Dog Millionaire's 000
4. Shivas Irons, the Great White Whale, and Golf in the Kingdom of Pebble 000
5. Hitting the Books at Pebble's School of Hard Rocks 000
6. How to Lose Your Pebble Virginity in Eighteen So-Not-Easy Holes 000
7. The Ballad of Bobby Clampett and Casey Boyns 000
8. Where the Bodies Are Buried: Touching Up the Mona Lisa, The Myth of the Fifth, and Other Chilling Tales from Stillwater Cove 000
9. Links, Love, and Lust in the Garden of Eastwood 000
10. Bubba Watson Tweets Cheats; Rickie Fowler Ducks Haircut; Mark Brooks Smokes Field, Fags; and All the Other News That's Fit to Print from Pebble's Other Pro-Am 000
11. Mayors, Millionaires, (Life) Mulligans, and (Re)Morse East of Eastwood 000
12. Swinging in the New Year: High Balls, Catcalls, and Last Calls at Ye Olde Crosby Clambake 000
13. All Shook Up at the <SC>at&t</SC> National Pro-Am: Son of Iowa Meets Tiger's “Big Brother” Meets Asian King of Rock-and-Roll Meets Hungry Godzillas 000
14. We Are the Major Champions, My Friends: Pebble and Spyglass Hill on AT&T Moving Day 000
15. D. J. Does Valentine's Day: Clint, Climax, and Eye Candy Sunday at the Clambake 000
16. The Boy Wonder, the Bündchen-Brady, the Bathetic Mex, the Bra-Bearer, and the Boomer: Celebrity Rounds at Carmel-by-the-Sea-and-Be-Seen 000
17. Hard, Brown, and Out of Control: U.S. Open Performance Anxiety and Premature Tony Jacklination 000
18. May U.S. Open Winds Be Always at Your Back, May 17-Mile Drive Lay at Your Feet, May Pebble Rise to Meet You 000
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