Acknowledgments
Dear Gent[i]le Reader
The Pat Boone Fan Club
The Wandering Jew
The Mercurialist
Gentle Reader
The Endless Possibilities of Youth
Swimming Like a Gefilte Fish
For Jews Only
That Summer of War and Apricots
The Invisible Synagogue
Concerning Cardboard Ghosts, Rosaries, and the Thingness of Things
Prepositioning John Travolta
Gentle Reader
Galveston Island Breakdown: Some Directions
Gentle Reader
The Fireproof Librarian
Fahrvergnügen: A Road Trip through a Marriage
Almond Butter in the Ruints
I Was a Prisoner on the Satellite of Love (Featuring Crow T. Robot, Star, Mystery Science Theater 3000) 000
See the Difference
The New Pat Boone Show
My Sorted Past
Gentle Reader
An Argument for the Existence of Free Will and/or Pat Boone’s Induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Encore