1. The Best-Laid Plans
2. Multifarious Puddings
3. Baby Steps and Buttertubs
4. The Hard Way Down
5. Searching for Urra Moor
6. Joke-a-Fone
7. Stare-Down on a Lonely Road
8. No Trace of Janet Leigh
9. Of Daffodils and the Silent W
10. Bad Mice and Blind Cats
11. A View to Five Lands
12. Wet Wool and Flavored Tea
13. A Sweet Mess
14. Embracing the Velar Fricative
15. Tilted Bogs and Cold Toast
16. Sensory Overload
17. One Brief, Shining Moment
18. Close Encounters
19. Passing through the Kingdom
20. Dancing in the Streets
21. Don’t Talk about the Troubles
22. Twelve Days on a Bus
23. Return to the Horseshoe
24. Losing It
25. Reunion
26. Wandering in a Fog
27. No Beach Access
28. Mainly in the Plain
29. It Ends in a Car Park
Epilogue: High Point Tally
Study Guide: Did You Read the Whole Book?
Acknowledgments